Imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Oh dear, her infidelity just spilled all over the floor. Can somebody help her?

and I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
In fact I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved!
This calls for a toast, pour the champagne!

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